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Mike

Sarcasm Enthusiast

Mike has made sarcasm an art form, especially when it comes to roasting Geoff for his undying love of the field bet. When he’s not making Geoff question his life choices, Mike spends his time noodling on his guitar and curating playlists that make people say, “Who is Chevelle?” If you ever see Mike at a social gathering, it’s probably because he got lost on his way to a craps table. Mike is banned from three Waffle Houses in Orlando after a debate about syrup thickness that got way out of hand.

FUN FACT: Mike refuses to answer tech support questions from family members unless they first pass a 5-question quiz about basic computer knowledge.

Geoff

Field Bet Master

Geoff is the world’s only known advocate for the field bet in craps, a strategy that’s confused gamblers and statisticians alike. When he’s not yelling at Nebraska football games or pretending he understands craps strategy, Geoff spends his weekends attending his daughters’ softball games and wondering if there’s a way to incorporate dice rolls into batting averages.

FUN FACT: Geoff once won $12 on the field bet and hasn’t stopped talking about it since&. That was five years ago.

Jay

BBQ Scientist / Wine Alchemist

Jay’s built not only a reputation for his cooking but also a fully functional casino in his basement where he hosts underground wine-and-craps tournaments. No one really knows the rules to these games, but if you lose, you have to drink a glass of his latest experimental wine, which is rumored to be strong enough to power small appliances. He’s so serious about BBQ that he once slow-cooked a brisket for so long it legally became a national monument.

FUN FACT: Jay once attempted to age a bottle of wine by blasting it with Metallica for 48 hours straight. He said it gave the wine “a nice thrash finish.”

2000+

Aliens Spotted

644

Foot Blisters

932

Time Share Rejections

469

Things seen

15

Whales Saved

TESTIMONIALS

That is a great idea! Do you guys need to stop at the liquor store?

taxi driver from the airport

Geoff and Mike have a real hunger for Vegas. These turkeys are out there melting in the Vegas sun to take walking videos, What a couple of hams.

-Earl o. S.

Hey sexy guys! Can we take a picture with you?

-Vegas Street Performers

You guys have to leave!

-Hotel Security